In which we already start lying to our hypothetical children

 saturday morning lemon poppy seed goodness

 
E: What are we going to do when we have kids?
J: What?
E: You know, when we want to eat the batter and they want to eat the batter.
J: We’ll just tell them it’s against the law until you’re 18.
E: Yeah, and daddy’s a lawyer so it wouldn’t do for him to be breaking the law…
J: Exactly. Sorry kids. We’d love to let you, but the President says, No batter until you’re 18. 
E: Perfect.
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